To fall or not 'to fall'...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where,when,how????...that's what you are thinking right...as if I care..
well, u can fall anywhere, anytime, anyhow you wish.. you can try a well, any river(even a pond or lake will do , especially if you don't know how to swim) , your bathroom, that dirty stinking stagnant drain outside your house, a nearby edge of a mountain cliff, from the rooftop of a high rise building.....the possibilities are endless man....it hardly matters to me...
whatttt...you expecting more from me!!!!!!!...think about some on your own you loser..
Anyway, i'll take up all these possibilities one by one in my subsequent posts (so keep visiting my blog , in fact, it won't be a bad idea if you bookmark this page right now itself).
Right now i am gonna talk about something interesting..."love" ;-)...

TO FALL OR NOT TO FALL.......IN LOVE?????!!!!!!?????
Million dollar question right...but i know u misers are not gonna pay me a single penny....
But as all of you know, that I do all type of social services, this one is for all my 'male' friends out there... (just friends ....ok...you filthy minds...get a life you loser...)

NOTE: It is being advised to all the females to stop reading right now.... if she still wishes to continue, she must agree to do so on her own risk...



I'll give you guys top 10 (5+5=10) reasons, both for and against 'falling in love'..
you losers decide for youself.

Top 5 reason for..."not falling in love"....

1. Do something cool man, something different... everyone falls in love..big deal...you should not be a part of 'mass'....be a part of 'class'...being different is in fashion. Don't you know that...always remember this... if u have a different thinking, you will be hailed as cool.... if you fall in love, you can't think anymore so you become a fool.... think jara hatke dude....
2. I bet, your monthly phone bill will be more than your mess bill (assuming that you live in hostel and eat in a mess...like me)..to extract more money from your dad (read a living ATM), you'll probably make up a story that you are taking good care of your health, and eating a lot of fruits , ant this and that...while its a cool way of extracting money from your 'pappa' ...problem starts when you show up at your home in vacations...if you are lucky then probably your parents will wonder how healthy fruits used to be in their days...but now....its all because of the wrong policies of the government, mindless use of fertilizers and pesticides...u can imagine further...
3. THE LIFE SUCKS...yaa..it indeed sucks ..and it sucks for everyone... an example : imagine a child who has to wake up at 6 in the morning everyday to go to school ...he carries a bag on his shoulder heavier than his own weight....life sucks for him because he has to go to that damn school everyday...now imagine a child in the nearby slums...he does nothing...in few years from now, he will start sharing the burden of his father...but he wants to go to school...he wants to carry that heavy bag on his own shoulder...life suck for him too..coz he can't go to school.....so..you see...life sucks anyway..no matter you get a gal or not..it will suck for you too...
4. LOVE IS A SIN.... wondering how...??? lemme show you how it is a sin...when we talk about love, we mean loving 'a' girl....while GOD tells us to love all...If you will love only Rakhi, who will love Karina, Katrina, Priyanka, Bipasha, Amrita, Aishwarya,Shilpa, Deepika....and many more.... what wrong they did to you to deserve this...If u don't want your ass to be whipped in hell after you die..its still time...forget just 'Rakhi', love also the 'baki'....
5. And the best of them...you have all grown up into such big asses listening to the ad jingles ...are not they cool to hummm....remember the CLOSE UP ad...kyan aanp close up karten hain, yaan duniya se dartein hain.....or the NIRMA , or MAGGI.....there are many more worth a mention...and the best part is that you can remember the whole jingle quite easily, unlike the movie songs...and look, how beautifully the word 'jingle' rhymes with the word 'single'...so sing jingle and remain single...

Top 5 reasons for ...."falling in love"....

1. You would love to have a ride on a roller coaster....naah naaah...jhooth nahi..i know you would love to....you have seen it so many times on small and big screen....when that hotttt.. looking gal holds the guy next to her..ekdam jakad ke.. , I know you all jump out of your seats with your eyes popping out...you jerks imagine yourself in the place of that guy....but...but your wish will never come true...our country has built ships space rockets, supercomputers, missiles, cars, ships etc etc etc....but not a single roller coaster ride till date...you won't find anything even close to it in anywhere in INDIA...but there's a solution..I'll tell you ....what you can do is that you can fall in love..yaa..really...with all those ups and downs in your relationship, be sure of being taken for a ride...a roller coaster one..... ;)
   
2. So you think that you are a champ in mathematics ... you know everything about geometry....right...wellll....lemme ask a question then...if i ask you ...how many types of angles are there...most of you would probably answer 3...acute, obtuse and right...but i'll tell you about the 4th type...called the 'love angle' ...it also has some unique properties..you can draw a love triangle, a love quadrangle etc. by using only love angles...the other 3 are not required at all..in short, u can draw all kind of love polygons with it...it's a specialised branch of geometry called Lovometry...
3. Love is good for your heart...yaa, it's true...acc. to a recent study by Mr Luvstrk and his team of scientists and doctors, a guy in love will have 60% less risk of an heart attack..the team based in Kandahar,Afghanistan is trying hard to find a reason behind it...but further work in this regard has been badly hit by a sudden heart attack to Mr Luvstrk, the team leader....this was his 4th major heart attack in less than a year...he is still recovering...in a message from his bed in hospital, he said that he really wants to live a long life because he is dating his childhood sweetheart for the last one year..so for the time being, it's something like this....in love, heart mein kuch kuch hota hai jo heart ko kuch nahi hone deta hai ...
4. It can also prove some very basic principles of physics...you have a doubt?? I'll tell you how... ever wondered why so many things in nature are round or spherical...thats because its a very stable state...our earth, moon, planets, stars, droplets of any liquid, orange, football, tire,your head...they all have one thing in common...they are all spherical or round in shape..there are many more..in fact countless..same is the case with 'Love Circe' (continuation of my lecture on Lovometry)....imagine a situation like this....A loves B, B loves C.. while C loves D...but D loves E and E...E....E....guess what ??!!!...E loves A...this is an example of 'Love Circle'....its a very strong kind of bond, extremely difficult to break...Feficol se bhi majboot jod hai, tutega nahi...
   
5. You should fall in love because KARINA still loves SAHID so much that she'll never leave him...and if SAHID decides to go away, KARINA won't be able to live..............you should also fall in love because VIVEK is the only guy in AISHWARYA's life..both have decided to get married pretty soon and live happily there after..

What you are waiting for....don't you know after reading a blog, it's your moral responsibility to comment on it...whattt...what did you say...that it's all crap, you have never seen any thing more stupid than this....welllll...you are right...it's in fact a very stupid post..full of crap..but it's stupid because it's supposed to be stupid...everyone writes about serious stuff...i decided to write about something else...



After all the stupid talks and jokes apart, something on the serious side....my only intention behind this post is a lill bit of fun...to see a smile on your face..but still..if I offended anyone's feeling then most humbly I apologize...
no one can tell you to love or not to love...at least not me...love is not something you can decide upon...but before you love someone, you must learn to love the pain it brings with it..
Love is like life itself while being loved by the person whom you love is a luxury...everyone has a right to live..you can't run away from life but not everyone can afford a luxury....and this one costs a lot...Love is that business where you risk everything you have without even a promise in return...Love is when you smile for someone, even though you are not a part of their happiness.
someone rightly said...."what's great love?...Its when you hide tears and still care for them, its when they ignore and you still love them, its when they begin to love another and you still smile for them"...
If you really love someone then don't expect anything in return...the higher the expectations, the more pain it is....If she loves you too..believe me, you are the luckiest person on this earth....you are the world's richest person..because you have her....
and if she does not......................... you are still lucky that you fell in love with her..not with someone else..you are fortunate that you dream of her...only her...
Holding hands and walking on the beach while the sun sets is not the only way of loving someone...If you can't hold her hands, it's still OK...you can do much more than that....stand by her side when she needs you, help her when you can....if you can bring a smile on her face..do it...do anything you can possibly do to give her a better future or at least help her to get one...
you should support a big smile on your face when you see her going out with him...you should forgive her every time she breaks your heart....you should pray for her every time she makes you cry...and if she gives the slightest of hint that she wants you out of her life...you must walk...walk away.... without asking any questions, without asking any reasons....


Probably, you'll only be a page in her book of life...and very soon she is gonna forget you .....but before you die, a day will come..10 years, 20 years, 30 years or even more from now when she'll trace back those pages of her life.....and when she'll reach your page..she'll have a smile on her pretty face....that will be your day...that will be your only moment of glory...That day ...all the pain, all the tears, all your love for her will get compensated...
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